churchofcheesus:

my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work

(via dariaisrussian)

(Source: wooyoung, via lu-han)

oldmangangbbang:

im gonna cry annoying orange is actually going to be a tv show

there is no god

(via laughfever)

laughfever:

Pants on the ground

Pants on the ground

Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground

Walkin’ Talkin’ with your

Pants on the ground

Niall: Harry is the youngest, but everyone always thinks it's me.
Louis: That's because you're cute and Harry is a pervert.

laughbitches:

geromy-kyle:

minestuck:

geromy-kyle:

tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

what about canada

canada doesnt hate us

nobody cares what canada thinks

I care

(via a-really-sexy-girl-just)

arrowsandblades:

crzyblackidd:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

Download for free on Internet Explorer 

(via jesus-san)

(Source: meme4u, via a-really-sexy-girl-just)

teacher: its time to watch a movie
students: yay
teacher: bill nye the science guy
students: YES HFUCKYUBDHXUJHNIUFHDIjYAGEYSBYSYSUBBUIIKYDYSBUYGSUYDyrhUYSBNSYUHDYU

book-0f-eli:

storiesyettounfold:

sabapanda:

polkamusic:

iamtonysexual:

milesjai:

Is it sad that I actually enjoy this show?

Not at all.

me and two of my friends used to pretend we were these girls all the time. we’d go on secret spy missions and by missions I mean breaking into abandoned houses. really.

^ OMG ME TOO

I would be Clover all the time. Once one of my friends moved away and her house wasn’t locked so we went inside and started to complete our mission of killing the monster. It was so much fun. And our tamagotchis would be our walkie talkie. I miss those days.

Sam was my favorite and so I always used to pretend to be her with my friends. And no this show is the best I watched one time over break when I was 16 

I actually enjoyed this show guise

(Source: williams-blood, via dariaisrussian)

(Source: nosempai, via gaymeofthrones)

I’ve just seen a map of the United States.

there-shall-be-pasta:

automaton-farmer:

babstheartist:

sooolondon:

mockinggrass:

lovecomesyourway:

toriathegadjeslayer:

sub-brotality:

voldemortoutbitches:

HOW

WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?

IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:

AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE

BAM

BOXES

WHY

HOW

WHEN!?!?!?!??

um…

EXCUSE ME.

They’re called LIBERTY SQUARES

crying

omg

omfg
liberty squares
xDDD 

“liberty squares”

*dies* 

LLMAO

FUCKING LIBERTY SQUARES OMG

(via a-really-sexy-girl-just)

happynstanceimaging:

awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

(via a-really-sexy-girl-just)

someone: what's OTP?
me: 'One True Pairing' but I prefer ‘Only Tears and Pain’

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY